To the Moon!

Up all Night to get Bucky

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Singer dude:
I'm a bass
People:
That's pretty cool, you can actually sing Ciaphas in JCS
Singer dude:
I'm a Bariton
People:
That's pretty cool, there are plenty for cool roles you can sing
Singer dude:
I'm a Tenor
People:
Wow that's actually supercool, So many cool roles you can sing that other people cannot.
Singer lady:
I'm a soprano
People:
WOW! Can you sing all the Disney pricess songs? Can you do Christine? Can you? You can sing so many cool roles hardly anyone is able to.
Singer lady:
I'm a Mezzo
People:
That's pretty cool als well, most musical roles are Mezzos.
Singer lady:
I'm an Alto
People:
...
People:
...
People:
Well... sucks to be you, I guess. You better hope there's a mom in the show, otherwise you're screwed...

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blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

(Source: biencorrect, via bilbo-shaggings)

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